And for all you bumbling twits out there,
That's my avatar at the sidebar >>
Try it if you want.
But the lack of any animation and colour whatsoever might leave a false impression.
You see,
Kingdom of Loathing is about witty text-based dialogues for the most part.
Games are never judged by their graphics .
...okay, forget that last sentence.
I thought your coffee table was more clever than that.